{"id":1405,"date":"2008-05-28T20:47:33","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T18:47:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/?p=1405"},"modified":"2023-05-24T12:42:21","modified_gmt":"2023-05-24T10:42:21","slug":"rlyehan-tourist-phrasebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/2008\/05\/rlyehan-tourist-phrasebook.htm","title":{"rendered":"R&#8217;lyehan tourist phrasebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style='text-align:right;'><small>(<a href='https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/2008\/05\/rlyehan-tourist-phrasebook.htm#comments'>6 Kommentare.<\/a>)<\/small> <\/div>\n<p>Man muss <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/2007\/12\/lovecraft-und-wodehouse.htm\">Lovecraft<\/a> kennen, aber dann ist das schon sehr lustig. (Auf einem Con aufgeschnappt.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><em>R&#8217;lyehan tourist phrasebook:<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Help. I am being devoured by your octopus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My species does not breathe water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No thank you. I do not wish a fungus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, no. I have claustrophobia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You seem to have a frog in your throat.<br>You seem to have a frog in your soup.<br>You seem to have a frog in your pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Would you like a lemon drop?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/wilwheaton.typepad.com\/wwdnbackup\/2008\/05\/the-rlyehan-tou.html\">WWdN: In Exile<\/a>, from <a href=\"http:\/\/matociquala.livejournal.com\/1383062.html\">Overheard at WisCon<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(6 Kommentare.) Man muss Lovecraft kennen, aber dann ist das schon sehr lustig. (Auf einem Con aufgeschnappt.) R&#8217;lyehan tourist phrasebook: Help. I am being devoured by your octopus. My species does not breathe water. No thank you. I do not wish a fungus. I&#8217;m sorry, no. I have claustrophobia. You seem to have a frog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[58],"class_list":["post-1405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fundstuecke","tag-hp-lovecraft"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1405"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57749,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1405\/revisions\/57749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herr-rau.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}